Cricket late at night

It's still just as perfect as I remember. There's drinking. There's snacks. I am a bit tired at work the next day, though.

(satisfied) yawn....

Attn: Shag

If you thought I wouldn't get drunk by drinking the Sparkling Rose left over at my work drinks you're wrong.

This is freestyling now, apparently (LAME):

What more do you want from me?

I don't know if I'm getting old/lame but this song is perfect.

EMBEDDING DISABLED THE DREAM YOU SLUTSUCKING SHITLICKING DADROOTING MOTHERFUCKER

The word 'bra' is censored (!). And 'shit' becomes 'thing'.

I know selling out rules and all but, Jesus, some things are just OK. Bra.. FFS!

Breaching other people's rights to privacy because they're in an amazing photo

Yep.

With photos like this, how can anything bad ever happen?

It's all going to be OK, Googs.

Promise.

...

Even if I get totally, TOTALLY fired for incompetence/being jovial at work.

...


*EDIT*

Just got this sent as a message on myspace. Made my day.

"finally an australian rapper who doesn't sound like he's from the central coast

"peach, this is brilliant mate"

Last night we babysat a puppy

It was – without doubt – the cutest thing ever. Bred to be a pig dog (mix of Great Dane, Bull Arab, Staffy and some other stuff), ‘Dog’ won our hearts with her insatiable curiosity and incurable narcolepsy.

She spent her twelve hour stay sleeping, smelling, and shitting (she also cried through the night which was kind of a bummer). It was pretty amazing. I’m a need a dog pretty soon.

Bull Arab:

How hilarious is it when it turns out something was awful all along (but you kind of knew, deep down)?

Entourage Season 6 In A Stupid, Boring, Lukewarm Nutshel

Vince goes to work on Martin Scorsese's new movie, but he has problems on the set in the heated conflict of Hollywood egos. Or maybe he sleeps with a beautiful woman and somehow that turns into something mildly dramatic that doesn't matter. Or both. Ari tells E that he better solve this issue with his "boy" if he really is going to keep calling himself a manager. Lloyd is gay. Ari calls Vince and squeezes a stressball. Vince is so laid back it's crazy. It's almost as if he doesn't even care about being famous. Ari bangs on his desk, he is so angry! Lloyd says something "super gay." And pouts. E has moved into a fancy new office, because it is six months later and we need to show that success never ends. Insert stilted, terrible celebrity cameo. Martin Scorsese thinks that this movie is going to take Vince's career to the next level. Johnny Drama asks if there is a part in it for him. Vince buys everyone something really expensive as a gift for being his friends. Turtle gets some "pussy" on the side. There is a pool party maybe? E gets teased for being too nice to women and not just shitting all over them. Ari's wife is mad at him! So he buys her something! Small condescending subplot about how they are Jewish. 50 Cent is on the show, and it is ridiculous, and awful. Does his cameo have something to do with Turtle's music management career? No one cares. For one week three episodes before the end of the season there is tension when it seems like maybe something will be taken away from Vince, or as if there are any stakes whatsoever in this show. Within 15 minutes of the finale that tension will dissipate, and everyone will go out for high fives and champagne. The season will end with Vince buying a private island on the moon because of how he has all the fame again. The show leaves viewers wondering whether or not Vince will ever get even more famous and happy.

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Peach this rules pretty hard.