Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Good ozhiphop clip (!)



This is one of the best beats ever, too.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

!!! Good Blog Post Alert !!!



Phew. Shit's been a drought.

This is from an actual movie.

HERE

Check this (*spoiler alert*) teaser of the plot synopsis: Off the coast of Alaska, oceanographer Emma MacNeil (Deborah Gibson) is studying the migration patterns of whales aboard an experimental submarine she took without permission from her employer. Meanwhile, a military helicopter drops experimental sonar transmitters into the water, causing a pod of whales to go out of control and start ramming a nearby glacier.

Edit...

And more spoiler: While working at a naval laboratory to develop a method for luring the creatures, MacNeil and Shimada become attracted to each other and have sex in a utility closet; the incident makes them realize they can attract the creatures using pheromone chemicals.

!!!

Another edit...

The film features veteran actor Lorenzo Lamas and singer/songwriter Deborah Gibson as part of its cast, and was originally titled Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus 3D, but "3D" was stricken from the title when the studio failed to acquire adequate funding for 3-D film.

!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

If Slug was a chick

http://www.magenmelancholy.com/

Totally.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

BUGGER.



I think we did it better, but I'm bummed.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Look out for...

Enjoying an impressionist! The last one is the one. You can skip to about 1:30.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Why I will never, EVER be sad again:

Just got a message from our best friend Pittsburgh Gregg (you know who...!):

"hey man i jammed the mixtape while doing some bills, i enjoyed it! who does the production? it's a pretty wild mix, all over in a great way"

NEVER UNHAPPY AGAIN. NEVAH.

So pumped.

Also: that 'Close to Me' remix for next mixtape? Fun times. The funnest.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

It happened. Mixtape done.




It's done!

Goo, we did it!

www.peachpeach.com.au for download. Yah!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I'm going to post this video even though it means that all who watch it may never maintain an erection again



Found by OHH.com member Headlock.

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Jesus. I still can't over Tha Horra. Are these the sort of jeans there'll be at the fashion show you're DJing?

Monday, August 24, 2009

It was always going to take something pretty special to get us both pumped about blogging again

Here it is:



JeeeEEEEEeeepers!

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Mixtape done. Getting to work on artwork and how you go about setting up a free D/L the best way. Exciting.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

TOMORROW.

Going to kill it.

So pumped.

Friday, August 7, 2009

What it's like when we're drunk...

Remember?



Jesus. I am so half embarrassed, half entertained by re-watching this.

Jesus.

Drinking rules.
Just at the moment, I can't seem to think of a single song that's better than this:



I know it was 2007 but - Jesus - it's amazing.

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Had any nice sandwiches recently? Going to well reviewed pizzeria tonight.... (it'll prolly be great, being well reviewed by locals)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

“I’d shit on a cloud for you (for you)”

Have you listened to The Dream album, yet? I swear that’s one of the lyrics. Such a great album.
Anyway, working is hilarious. I made a pact with myself today, though. To hang on to moi. I e-spoke with Richie Valenzuela last night and he was like, “Peach, rap on, man. Don’t not rap.” Then he did me an amazing Titled Page portrait (so great. I’m super famous).

It got me pretty inspired. Between you telling me I should get in the studio and sort it out and feeling like I’m “selling out”* at work, it’s got me pumped to record. In that vein: send me instrumentals OR tracks you want cut up into instrumentals ASAP. I’ll send them to Flame and we’ll get started again!



* = it’s interesting, the “selling out” thing. Where once I was like “it means signing to a major label and ignoring all your old friends and not skanking properly”, I’ve realised that it’s just putting a price on your personality, on who you are. It’s easy to do (and succumbing to professional inertia is sorely tempting) but hard to undo.

That’s why I try to play touch football as much as possible.

That’s why I stay up til past midnight writing for Drum.

That’s why (with your help!) I’m heading back to the studio.

YES.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

My personality (after doing lots of work)



It really does make Jack (me) a dull boy. I have dreamt about work. I tried to do a rap or write a story or something and had nothing to give.

"So there I was, going to my work at the law office..."

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Today on OHH.com

It's food day! One of the posters (a rapper named G Force) posted this video and included heaps of forum in jokes at the end.

I'm still flipping out.

Can you handle the scandal?




Law, eh? IP law, eh? Scandalous.

This is the most exciting part of my day so far (there's lollies! In a case! It's not about leases or airports!).

Sunday, July 26, 2009

I know that everyone in the world has one...

Now I am a part of that 'everyon'.

Are you? You probable are. How great is it?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The definition of "hit and miss"

THIS.

For half of it I’m like, “chips? Chips?! Too brilliant.”

The other half I’m like, “chips, eh?”

This reminds me of: Mr Show, Shaun Micallef Program 3rd series, and The Simpsons before it got good again.

"(laughs for a while)" is just perfect comedic writing. Tonally perfect.

Monday, July 20, 2009

So did you watch ‘Glee’?

Al did.

They ended with ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ which has got a little played out.

But then, I found out what was happening IN THE CRICKET.

So appropriate! Imagine – imagine! – if you were at Lords (“the home of cricket”) sure to lose but, by believing in your dreams, winning!

Oh, jesus. I’m still flipping out. WHAT IF WE WIN.



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Cricket late at night



It's still just as perfect as I remember. There's drinking. There's snacks. I am a bit tired at work the next day, though.

(satisfied) yawn....

Friday, July 3, 2009

Attn: Shag

If you thought I wouldn't get drunk by drinking the Sparkling Rose left over at my work drinks you're wrong.

This is freestyling now, apparently (LAME):

Saturday, June 20, 2009

What more do you want from me?

I don't know if I'm getting old/lame but this song is perfect.

EMBEDDING DISABLED THE DREAM YOU SLUTSUCKING SHITLICKING DADROOTING MOTHERFUCKER

The word 'bra' is censored (!). And 'shit' becomes 'thing'.

I know selling out rules and all but, Jesus, some things are just OK. Bra.. FFS!

Breaching other people's rights to privacy because they're in an amazing photo


Yep.

With photos like this, how can anything bad ever happen?

It's all going to be OK, Googs.

Promise.

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Even if I get totally, TOTALLY fired for incompetence/being jovial at work.

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*EDIT*

Just got this sent as a message on myspace. Made my day.

"finally an australian rapper who doesn't sound like he's from the central coast

"peach, this is brilliant mate"

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Last night we babysat a puppy

It was – without doubt – the cutest thing ever. Bred to be a pig dog (mix of Great Dane, Bull Arab, Staffy and some other stuff), ‘Dog’ won our hearts with her insatiable curiosity and incurable narcolepsy.

She spent her twelve hour stay sleeping, smelling, and shitting (she also cried through the night which was kind of a bummer). It was pretty amazing. I’m a need a dog pretty soon.

Bull Arab:



Tuesday, June 16, 2009

How hilarious is it when it turns out something was awful all along (but you kind of knew, deep down)?

Entourage Season 6 In A Stupid, Boring, Lukewarm Nutshel

Vince goes to work on Martin Scorsese's new movie, but he has problems on the set in the heated conflict of Hollywood egos. Or maybe he sleeps with a beautiful woman and somehow that turns into something mildly dramatic that doesn't matter. Or both. Ari tells E that he better solve this issue with his "boy" if he really is going to keep calling himself a manager. Lloyd is gay. Ari calls Vince and squeezes a stressball. Vince is so laid back it's crazy. It's almost as if he doesn't even care about being famous. Ari bangs on his desk, he is so angry! Lloyd says something "super gay." And pouts. E has moved into a fancy new office, because it is six months later and we need to show that success never ends. Insert stilted, terrible celebrity cameo. Martin Scorsese thinks that this movie is going to take Vince's career to the next level. Johnny Drama asks if there is a part in it for him. Vince buys everyone something really expensive as a gift for being his friends. Turtle gets some "pussy" on the side. There is a pool party maybe? E gets teased for being too nice to women and not just shitting all over them. Ari's wife is mad at him! So he buys her something! Small condescending subplot about how they are Jewish. 50 Cent is on the show, and it is ridiculous, and awful. Does his cameo have something to do with Turtle's music management career? No one cares. For one week three episodes before the end of the season there is tension when it seems like maybe something will be taken away from Vince, or as if there are any stakes whatsoever in this show. Within 15 minutes of the finale that tension will dissipate, and everyone will go out for high fives and champagne. The season will end with Vince buying a private island on the moon because of how he has all the fame again. The show leaves viewers wondering whether or not Vince will ever get even more famous and happy.

Via Videogum

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Peach this rules pretty hard.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Akon is looking more and more like Old Man Flava Flav as time goes on

This song still kills me.

Yes, I'm drunk. Yes, I'm alone. Yes, I'm tired and emotional. Still: great song.

YES, I'm drunk.

*edit: drumk, man. Durnk. SO durunk.

EMBEDDING DISABLED AKON YOU MOTHERFUCKER

You guys did plan an OK buck's night, but you missed one ingredient

Imagine if I had "FagMullan" written on my arse. Idiots are the funniest. I love the (c) 2009 guy.

Classic.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

So it turned out to be pretty bad

That said, I think this might be my favourite ever Dr Dre beat...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

No matter how bad it's going to be

(decided not to D/L Relapse. Waiting for it to be sent to me next week)

He still knew how to be mean to people, hey. Do you remember this Benzino thing? The funniest.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

FUCK THE EXTRA CREDIT AND FUCK THE DEMERITS! CLASS DISMISSED! (“one of a kind, one of kind…”)

Have decided I'm everyone's Guardian Angel after looking at the photo in my previous post.

Winking's the best.


"Don't even worry about it, dudes (woof woof)"
- Dog Peach

Feeling good


Imagine me in this photo saying (while winking), "don't even worry about it, dudes."

I'm a good guy. And reassuring too.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

bummed

Yeah, in a really bummed out mood. Don’t know why.

Sigh…

I fell like if I were eating a crumpet with lots of Nutella – so much that it oozed into the ‘pores’ of the crumpet – things would be better.

At least Joell Ortiz still exists. If I were from Brooklyn, I would spend my days saying, “Of course I [did whatever I just did] I’M FROM BROOKLYN!



Monday, May 18, 2009

It would take something pretty monumental to draw me out of my (apparent) blogging hiatus











And here it is, holy shit (embedding disabled, sorr.)

The best part? It isn't official, but it IS Stan Bush. Holy, holy shit.

And we have a winner...


(might be OLD, though)

Why Trevor from Masterchef is ODB


He kind of is. I SWEAR.



Thursday, May 7, 2009

Sunday, May 3, 2009

You seem pretty casaul for a guy one post from 250...

Check it.

This is from OHH.COM member gerling. I know her in real life, but the photos make it better.

Life rules? Totally.


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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Job times

Job is going pretty well. BUSY.

I have been to two hilarious big wig lunches. One was (get this) the 'Newcastle Businessmen's Club'. It was odd. But I WON THE LUCKY DOOR PRIZE. It was a COOKBOOK and guide to LOCAL RESTAURANTS. And it took place in Newcastle Town Hall, the one building in the CBD not currently 'For Lease or Sale'.

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Also, we have a 'marketing department'. It took me seven emails to explain that while I understand our business cards are just 'small and large CAPS', I wanted my 'd' lower case. Where could I find an example of such a thing?

Friday, April 24, 2009

Why I watch 'The Sopranos'

It gives me hope.

"Let me tell you something about Jackie... this man has had chemo every day for three fucking weeks and he still has every last hair on his head; every last hair! So don't tell me about how it sounds because you don't know him..."

Now that I have a job I won't have time to tell you how much hair is falling out (heaps, probably) as often as I'd like. Prolly only once or twice a day (!).

I think stacks of hair might fall out. Also: did I ever have a jaw line? I certainly don't now... Just went to the barber and looked in the mirror at Mr Toad for, like, half an hour. Lolocaust.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Your favourite song mixed with OHH dot com, love Shag

Can totally still feel the butterflies

Forget Peach and Shag. We are now called 'Pankun and James... Australia!'

This is a super lol.

HE IS WALKING A DOG. JESUS.

Apparently James, the dog, is really dopey. They give him a character. All of his speech bubbles are like "woof, I'm a dog", "woof, I'm sleepy/ugly", or "woof, how will Pankun figure this one out?"



Also: is there, like, a vague animal rights question here? This monkey thinks it's a person, hey. It's probably trained for like a million hours a day.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Graff writers DO have a sense of humour


Lol.

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Am reading the worst book ever. It's about adulteration of food. It's the most poorly researched garbage I've ever read. There are all these wild conclusions.

"WWI was tough in Germany. At the start they loved pork fat. Then they liked jam (because there was no pork fat). But at the end there was no jam left! Crazy times."

Thursday, April 16, 2009

OK. This site exists. It's lol [no homophobia]

Gay Thug Dating

Killer. I love how it's all like, "I'm hot, and I'd know; because I'm into guys!"

@__Peach__

I now have Twitter. And the world is a more confusing/exciting place.

Confusing at the moment, but I'll get there...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Reflections

Time to stop and reflect. Reflect on it all.

It begins with a realisation: drinking rules and seafood extender is wildly underrated. Al came home early today, we went to the fish and chips shop and I got a seafood stick. Wow; for something that's half flour, half sugar it really is a stunningly flavoursome ingredient.

It continues with a fact: one of my cricket team mates (three months
younger than me) has just rushed off to the hospital with his wife so she can give birth. When (if?) we have kids, I am going to FILL THE HOUSE UP WITH BALLS. It's going to be like Wonderland, or - more accurately - the ball rooms they used to have at Ikea where you could drown in coloured balls. My favorite ball will be the mini-Gilbert rugby ball, followed by genuine leather and cork cricket ball.

It concludes with a failed experiment: just did a 'dry run' of Lex's birthday dinner for Saturday. It flopped (Al liked it, but she has low standards - she married me! Oh, lol, Skithouse, hwahwahwa etc...). So it's going to be Take Two. Should be great but - still - have lost a day's rehearsal...

New Eminem has a great verse and bad hook. I tried to show you in the post below but the 'copyright' thing on youtube has made that post redundant.

Aside from that. LIFE RULES. And the start of Batman Begins and Casino Royale are better than The Dark Knight (I think...).

.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

C*NTZ

Billy Bunks is pretty great, sure, but remember Ludacris?

"Girls are on my nuts like 'where'd Titanic go?!'"

"If your boyfriend thinks your loyal to his ass, then he's a motherf*cken fool!"

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Did you even know Arrested Development was this good?

I didn't know, but the actress who played Bateman's potential sister was his actual sister.

I LOVE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SO MUCH.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Bit obsessed with the Night Elf Warden

































This of course means that I've worked out how to get Frozen Throne to work (maybe), and thus that I'm pretty excited to play some laptop Warcraft ASAP.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

PREPARE TO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!



God, OHH.com is the best place ever.

My favourite is the third guy. I love that the first guy opened for Coheed and Cambria (?)/

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

50 Cent is wildly endearing

Who knew?





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Achieving Stuff!!!

Achievements today:
-Playing two games of online Warcraft III (one win, one loss)
-Eating some fruit
-Having a cup of tea
-Tidying the house (moving stuff around) in anticipation of cleaning the house later
-Checking of email/myspace/facebook/ozhiphop.com
-Being impressed with Marcus Day's participation in this huge endurance competition thing
-Psyching myself up to swim 1km without stopping (likelihood of success: dubious)
-Making this blog post

And it's only 10.30 (!) AM (!)!!!

So much achieving (!!).

Sunday, March 22, 2009

I don't know how I missed it for so long...

Battle rapping is the single nerdiest thing ever. Jesus.



We use to do this! I would even do it again (!)!

I'm coming to understand that it's basically World of Warcraft with yelling, real violence, and rampant homophobia.

I don't know how I missed it.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Rediscovering Luscious Jackson - troubleshooting

Yeah...

So I'm scrolling through itunes and realised I hadn't listened to LUSCIOUS JACKSON for ages. So I listened. I was bored.

I'm finding it difficult to return. Pointers? Helpful hints?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

If they don't call today, I'm gunning for this guy's job.

Rob Steen.

He's a sports journalism lecturer (!) who is invited by cricinfo to write about whatever he fancies whenever he's in the mood (!). He gets paid around 2000 pounds (!) for each opinion piece as I understand it. He could just be like, "I think the stumps should be orange. How crazy would that be?!" and cricinfo would be like, "you've done it again, Rob. 2000 pounds."

As a 'type B' personality when it comes to opinions on cricket, I always steal his.

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Also: new Eminem album. It could be great.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The McGangBang


If the internetz is all about plagiarismo, then this is totally bitten (get it?) from HERE. Pretty sweet. I'm hungry now and could really go that monstrosity, ugly and American as it is.

Also: new Eminem album coming out in May. I'm actually - despite the shitness of Crack A Bottle - getting pretty psyched.

Remember Rainman? It's perfect.

Try not to flip out, Googs

But I AM about to post a video of a bad rapper. It's Cold Chivas from the Gold Coast. It's about how he feels about Our Schapelle. Lol.



And, you had to see this too: HERE.

I'm sure the internet is going to run out of shit like this some time soon (that's how the internetz works, righ'?), but one of the advantages of posting on OHH.com is it all gets found and sorted in one central place. So great.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My dilemma

So here I am: underemployed and chilling at home. But - and here's the whole thing - I own a copy of Tony Hawk Project 8 for Playstation 3. I'm conflicted: you're visiting this week so I wonder whether we should discover the whole Tony Hawk Project 8 for Playstation 3 experience together, or whether I should dip my toe in the deep end, as it were, and have some background in the game before you arrive; that way I can better introduce you to it.

Hmmm....

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Goodfellas not very good. 3 beers in.


Yeah, but the psychiatrist from The Sopranos is the main chick.

Munch on collectables, rap like a vegetable













For my Peach’s Birthday Post, I decided to list the top five reasons I like Peach as a rapper.

5 – He decided to become a rapper, and then became one.

4 – He spells Peach correctly.

3 – He raps about food, but doesn’t make it a ‘thing’.

2 – He sometimes mentions me.

1 – His mix-tape will probably save Australian hip-hop.

The Way COOL DUDES spend their birthday (a photo essay in two parts)

So, even though I DO have HEAPS of friends, jobs, and commitments in my city, I somehow find myself alone on my birthday (!). Who would believe it?

Googs, what else is there for it but a photo essay (through the looking glass) of all the exciting, non-depressing stuff I'm going to get up to today (after going to the beach)?

I will watch:


And I will consume:

It's safe to say I am most pumped about the prawn (pron: 'plawn') toast. it should be mad. Sunnyboys do rule, though; as does reconstituted chicken. Basically: I am going to have the funnest depress-o day ever.

YES.

Monday, March 9, 2009

How could you not love this face?



Part turtle, part fish, part rat, part old man; all rapper.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mixtape psyche up!



I could not love Lil' Wayne any more. I love that he's talking to rappers and being like, "what are you doing in the club? Go make a song... Rappers these days act like RnB singers."

Friday, February 27, 2009

Is all I do post videos of bad rappers?

If so, this is fairly lolocaust.

Say hi to El-P for me, and try not to get punched in your shit.

Sexy train!



In the after interview, the guy who got punched is all like, "I was saying this KILLER verse and - right after I threatened to punch this guy - he punched me! WTF!"

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I don't think I could love DJ Joyride any more than I do now

Here's Horrorshow doing the Kanye/English chick song.

HERE

I like Solo re-writing Kanye's flow, too.

PROMISE: last post today.

JESUS part 2

JESUS.

He keeps talking about how he's bipolar. JESUS. He keeps saying 'cut that shit up'.

JESUS.


Al Bino

On OHH.com if I posted this everyone would be like, "this is OLD. You FAG. Plough more GUYS."

It's Anecdote. I find the concept odd; he has to rap worse (like Lyrics Born) than he normally would. And then dance.

And Nacho Pop is there (!)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

YYYYYOOOOOUUUUUU'RE COMING THIS WEEK!

i) Menu decided for Saturday (you guys coming Friday? I presume not?).

ii) Hoping for good weather.

iii) Didn't shave my beard for this litigation matter thing.

iv) Got some good goss re: Fame's music.

v) Will come down for a 'mixtape weekend' soon - lock myself in studio and get it done (ish).

You're coming!

i.e.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I don't think I ever need to listen to another song



Also - remember that "dah dah dah dah daaaaah Since you know the name!" song from Entourage. It's here and it's perfect.

American Aparr, this is getting ridiculous


Plus, she's no my wife.

Some A-grade online copywriting

Sunday, February 8, 2009

So I just had some mad old school Anglo-Chinese

Chock full of Peking Beef and Sweet and Sour Pork. It was so madly old fashioned. I can't quite remember, it was called the Golden Jade Dragon or Emperor Poong Wah's Balls or something. Amazing.

It was great. So much sugar, so much cornflour, so much MSG.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Child on drugs



You've probably seen this, but I found it fairly brilliant.

"Is this real liiife?"

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I'm reading Malcolm X's autobiography

Half the time you just want to stand up and applaud.

"One particular university's 'token-integrated' black Phd associate professor I never will forget; he got me so mad I couldn't think straight. As badly as our 22 millions of educationally deprived black people need the help of any brains he has, he was looking like some fly in the buttermilk among his white 'colleagues' - and he was trying to eat me up! He was ranting about what a 'divisive demagogue' and what a 'reverse racist' I was. I was racking my head, to spear that fool; finally I held up my hand, and he stopped. 'Do you know what what white racists call black Phds? He said something like, 'I believe that I happen not to be aware of that' - you know one of these ultra-proper-talking negroes. And I laid the word down on him, loud: Nigger!"*

Awesome.

*p. 391/2 Malcom X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X (Penguin: 1968, London)

News from up North: I HAVE INTERNET NOW.

We totally do. It's rad. It's like being a real person (again).

Urban Renewal


There's stacks of hugely depressing council funded graffiti around Newcastle: "yo dudes, littering is for lamewads, man", "Great City! Great Culture? Your Choice.", and - most depressing of all (because begging for pity is so gross) - "Respect Your City". Jesus.



Greater Credit Union

There are these hilarious ads for the Greater Credit Union, too. They (chiefly) discuss home loans, and The Greater's 'free holiday' program associated with them.

INT: Dinner table at some married couple's house. Toys and Fantastic Furniture garbage a-go-go.

Interviewer: So, what sort of holidays do The Greater offer?
Wife: Oh, you know, we've been to Fiji, New Zealand. You can go to Bali, on cruises, romantic getaways, packages. Dreamworld..
Husband: Mmm-Hmm
Wife: Seaworld, Movieworld; all over.
Interviewer: So, you like the free holidays offered by The Greater's free holiday program?
Wife: Oh, yes.


Thursday, January 22, 2009

My beard, forehead wrinkles, and baldness.

Yo.

There are so many quasi maori tattoos in this city that I want to kill myself. It's horribly hilarious.

The CBD is like a ghost town, too. I feel like I'm about to get raped/injected with and AIDS infected needle at any moment. Luckily, I get to hang out in the spare room (!) and get depressed about how I'll never, ever, ever have a job again (!). Pretty sweet....

At least THIS makes me feel better. The second verse starts with "verse 2, and who could bring it back like that?"

LOL. And he has his professional resume up.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Thursday, January 1, 2009