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Seen the polls?

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nothing to see here...

My new favourite new dad/Rovey!/blaaah joke

My boss said this:

"I made a small fortune in horse racing. Of course, I started off with a large fortune!"

Blaaah!

It's neck and neck

Don't you think it's lol how closely our own poll mirrors the US election?

Plus you look heaps like McCain, and my dad was born in Kenya, so.

Why I'm a fairly annoying guy

OK.

So Al and I are going on a walk the other day; around the Glebe foreshore. It's nice: families, people walking dogs, people jogging etc. Then these three short women walked past and I said to Al, "wow, it really is a small world after all."

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They turned around.

I nearly killed myself. In retrospect it is ridiculously hilarious but at the time I was like, "Al, I'm only going to make more hilarious/horrifying gaffes as I get older. Are you the whole 'marriage' deal is still cool or would me committing heaps of suicide be more the go?"

I can't get past how often I do this shit, too. I've taken to telling everyone at work that, "we must work at the fattest office in Sydney." I should really stop.

Being me rules. I don't know how I got roped into it!

My favourite thing about the Big Day Out Forum is when people say things like this

"Somehow got roped into DJ'ing at this thing on November 29th with Gus Da Hoodrat.. I have no idea what i'll play to appeal to such a crowd.. i think i will just say fuck it and play dubstep."

BACON.

Bacon: tasty. Eating it: pleasurable.