ENORMOUSLY DISAPPOINTING footage of T.I. live. mash up of Whatever You Like and Live Your Life

HERE

Sorry, embedding disabled. This is so disappointing. Ridiculous lip-syncing. God.

At least Quantum of Solace ruled!

And cricket!

And getting kicked out of a carpark!

Guess what I own.

HOLY SHIT I AM SO DRUNMK@!

woOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooO!@lk!k!**!&^&

Last minute contender for show of the year?

I'm sick

Blurgh.

It thought it was a singstar HANGOVER.

It turns out I'm sick. On the plus side, I'm definitely down for our XMAS MOVIE.

This remains my favourite song from any xmas movie (or Bond film):

This existed

At the height of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' popularity, a concert tour was held in 1990, premiering at Radio City Music Hall. The "Coming Out of Their Shells" tour featured live-action turtles (in costumes similar to the films) playing music as a band (Donatello; keyboards, Leonardo; bass guitar, Raphael; drums & sax, Michelangelo; guitar) on stage around a familiar plotline: April O'Neil is kidnapped by the Shredder, the turtle guys have to rescue her. The story had a very Bill-n'-Ted-esque feel, with its theme of the power of rock n' roll literally defeating the enemy, in the form of the Shredder (who only rapped, about how he hates music) trying to eliminate all music (interestingly, the first two films featured rap in their soundtracks). A pay-per-view special highlighting the concert was shown, and a studio album was also released. The track listing is as follows:

1. Coming Out of Our Shells!
2. Sing About It
3. Tubin'
4. Skipping Stones
5. Pizza Power
6. Walk Straight
7. No Treaties
8. Cowabunga
9. April Ballad
10. Count on Us

Since the tour was sponsored by Pizza Hut in real life, there are many references to their pizza. Empty Pizza Hut boxes are seen onscreen during the "Behind The Shells" VHS. As part of a cross-marketing strategy, Pizza Hut restaurants gave away posters, audio cassettes of "Coming Out of Their Shells," and "Official Tour Guides" as premiums.

I'm (KIND OF) growing a beard

Yep.

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Well I'm not on my honeymoon.

Can't Tell Me Nothin' by Zach Galifianakis

Lol

Taken from a Blog, ffs

You really need to watch Flava Of Love

The spittee (New York) ends up being runner up in this season (one). She comes back for series two, and COMES SECOND AGAIN.

HOT.

That's how it feels to own a Playstation 3 (and be married (and be going on honeymoon to Fiji)).

I'm a pretty hot/classy/sexy guy.

My favourite thing in the world - 'Casual Dog'

From Movestill, via Neha

A-Trak reveals one of his favourite types of wood

(from his blog)

This clip is what I think, years from now, hanging out will be like. It's also how I feel about our blog. Happy Wedding!

do-do-do-do-dooooo

I LOVE JAY Z.

Blueprint 3 is going to be amazing.

Reaper Isabeau VS Rare Akuma

Have you ever wondered why we started blogging?

THE WHOLE REASON WE STARTED BLOGGING.

"Move it like a CHICK in a Bollywood FLICK"

God yes!

Solid as Iraq!

To celebrate my final day of work, I though I would embed my first ever youtube video to our blog. A fine idea, thwarted only by Ghostface not allowing the 'embed' option. Nonetheless, please enjoy THIS LINK TO GHOSTFACE KILLAH'S WE CELEBRATE.

I'd also like you to know much I am looking forward to i) sharing a lovely lunch of noodles with you; and ii) composing a hilarious, pirate banner and CAPS LOCK filled farewell email sent to 'all staff' at my work. There'll be many innuendos, pirate jokes, parentheses, html links etc. It'll be great.

THE SEQUEL!!?!1!!(!!!) (?)!(!!!!!?!)!!1!11!!!!

My parents rule!

MY DAD'S MOTHERFUCKING FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!

AND he admits that the Holocaust happened!

My dad should be the pope, man. I love Bill.

Also, did you design the poster for the film adaptation of 'He's just not that into you'?

Soph (because you read this sometimes) do you write for Stereogum's video offshoot Videogum?

Lamest thing ever or best thing ever???

The fact it's on, like, a thirteen year old has turned this blog into a child porn* website but - nonetheless - I feel we need to decide whether this tattoo (that, now I think about it/look at it, is probably fake) is lame or awesome.





* = will that phrase get us more Google 'hits' or whatever?

P-mix

THIS could be my mixtape cover?

I have to do the 'end of year review' thing. I keep listening to the first track from this album where Tony Yayo explains that he'll have you killed while he's in London (motherfucker). It's super lol.

I think I love G-Unit. Can't wait to get my hands on Fiddy's album (or watch his movie!).

Also: "late night sex/Patron on ice/baby we could do whatever you like... yeeeeeeah"

I think it's kind of gross how older male TV personalities openly joke about finding female interviewees attractive during interviews