Is all I do post videos of bad rappers?

If so, this is fairly lolocaust.

Say hi to El-P for me, and try not to get punched in your shit.

Sexy train!



In the after interview, the guy who got punched is all like, "I was saying this KILLER verse and - right after I threatened to punch this guy - he punched me! WTF!"

I don't think I could love DJ Joyride any more than I do now

Here's Horrorshow doing the Kanye/English chick song.

HERE

I like Solo re-writing Kanye's flow, too.

PROMISE: last post today.

JESUS part 2

JESUS.

He keeps talking about how he's bipolar. JESUS. He keeps saying 'cut that shit up'.

JESUS.

Al Bino

On OHH.com if I posted this everyone would be like, "this is OLD. You FAG. Plough more GUYS."

It's Anecdote. I find the concept odd; he has to rap worse (like Lyrics Born) than he normally would. And then dance.

And Nacho Pop is there (!)

In the fine tradition of me posting a youtube embedded thing for anything I'm thinking about...

Let's play together over battle net some time soon?

Yeah!

Poorly targeted marketing

No, I don't.

YYYYYOOOOOUUUUUU'RE COMING THIS WEEK!

i) Menu decided for Saturday (you guys coming Friday? I presume not?).

ii) Hoping for good weather.

iii) Didn't shave my beard for this litigation matter thing.

iv) Got some good goss re: Fame's music.

v) Will come down for a 'mixtape weekend' soon - lock myself in studio and get it done (ish).

You're coming!

i.e.

JESUS.

I don't think I ever need to listen to another song

Also - remember that "dah dah dah dah daaaaah Since you know the name!" song from Entourage. It's here and it's perfect.

American Aparr, this is getting ridiculous

Plus, she's no my wife.

Some A-grade online copywriting

So I just had some mad old school Anglo-Chinese

Chock full of Peking Beef and Sweet and Sour Pork. It was so madly old fashioned. I can't quite remember, it was called the Golden Jade Dragon or Emperor Poong Wah's Balls or something. Amazing.

It was great. So much sugar, so much cornflour, so much MSG.

Child on drugs

You've probably seen this, but I found it fairly brilliant.

"Is this real liiife?"

I'm reading Malcolm X's autobiography

Half the time you just want to stand up and applaud.

"One particular university's 'token-integrated' black Phd associate professor I never will forget; he got me so mad I couldn't think straight. As badly as our 22 millions of educationally deprived black people need the help of any brains he has, he was looking like some fly in the buttermilk among his white 'colleagues' - and he was trying to eat me up! He was ranting about what a 'divisive demagogue' and what a 'reverse racist' I was. I was racking my head, to spear that fool; finally I held up my hand, and he stopped. 'Do you know what what white racists call black Phds? He said something like, 'I believe that I happen not to be aware of that' - you know one of these ultra-proper-talking negroes. And I laid the word down on him, loud: Nigger!"*

Awesome.

*p. 391/2 Malcom X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X (Penguin: 1968, London)

News from up North: I HAVE INTERNET NOW.

We totally do. It's rad. It's like being a real person (again).

Urban Renewal

There's stacks of hugely depressing council funded graffiti around Newcastle: "yo dudes, littering is for lamewads, man", "Great City! Great Culture? Your Choice.", and - most depressing of all (because begging for pity is so gross) - "Respect Your City". Jesus.



Greater Credit Union

There are these hilarious ads for the Greater Credit Union, too. They (chiefly) discuss home loans, and The Greater's 'free holiday' program associated with them.

INT: Dinner table at some married couple's house. Toys and Fantastic Furniture garbage a-go-go.

Interviewer: So, what sort of holidays do The Greater offer?
Wife: Oh, you know, we've been to Fiji, New Zealand. You can go to Bali, on cruises, romantic getaways, packages. Dreamworld..
Husband: Mmm-Hmm
Wife: Seaworld, Movieworld; all over.
Interviewer: So, you like the free holidays offered by The Greater's free holiday program?
Wife: Oh, yes.