Job times

Job is going pretty well. BUSY.

I have been to two hilarious big wig lunches. One was (get this) the 'Newcastle Businessmen's Club'. It was odd. But I WON THE LUCKY DOOR PRIZE. It was a COOKBOOK and guide to LOCAL RESTAURANTS. And it took place in Newcastle Town Hall, the one building in the CBD not currently 'For Lease or Sale'.

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Also, we have a 'marketing department'. It took me seven emails to explain that while I understand our business cards are just 'small and large CAPS', I wanted my 'd' lower case. Where could I find an example of such a thing?

Why I watch 'The Sopranos'

It gives me hope.

"Let me tell you something about Jackie... this man has had chemo every day for three fucking weeks and he still has every last hair on his head; every last hair! So don't tell me about how it sounds because you don't know him..."

Now that I have a job I won't have time to tell you how much hair is falling out (heaps, probably) as often as I'd like. Prolly only once or twice a day (!).

I think stacks of hair might fall out. Also: did I ever have a jaw line? I certainly don't now... Just went to the barber and looked in the mirror at Mr Toad for, like, half an hour. Lolocaust.

Your favourite song mixed with OHH dot com, love Shag

Can totally still feel the butterflies

Forget Peach and Shag. We are now called 'Pankun and James... Australia!'

This is a super lol.

HE IS WALKING A DOG. JESUS.

Apparently James, the dog, is really dopey. They give him a character. All of his speech bubbles are like "woof, I'm a dog", "woof, I'm sleepy/ugly", or "woof, how will Pankun figure this one out?"



Also: is there, like, a vague animal rights question here? This monkey thinks it's a person, hey. It's probably trained for like a million hours a day.

Graff writers DO have a sense of humour

Lol.

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Am reading the worst book ever. It's about adulteration of food. It's the most poorly researched garbage I've ever read. There are all these wild conclusions.

"WWI was tough in Germany. At the start they loved pork fat. Then they liked jam (because there was no pork fat). But at the end there was no jam left! Crazy times."

OK. This site exists. It's lol [no homophobia]

Gay Thug Dating

Killer. I love how it's all like, "I'm hot, and I'd know; because I'm into guys!"

@__Peach__

I now have Twitter. And the world is a more confusing/exciting place.

Confusing at the moment, but I'll get there...

Reflections

Time to stop and reflect. Reflect on it all.

It begins with a realisation: drinking rules and seafood extender is wildly underrated. Al came home early today, we went to the fish and chips shop and I got a seafood stick. Wow; for something that's half flour, half sugar it really is a stunningly flavoursome ingredient.

It continues with a fact: one of my cricket team mates (three months younger than me) has just rushed off to the hospital with his wife so she can give birth. When (if?) we have kids, I am going to FILL THE HOUSE UP WITH BALLS. It's going to be like Wonderland, or - more accurately - the ball rooms they used to have at Ikea where you could drown in coloured balls. My favorite ball will be the mini-Gilbert rugby ball, followed by genuine leather and cork cricket ball.

It concludes with a failed experiment: just did a 'dry run' of Lex's birthday dinner for Saturday. It flopped (Al liked it, but she has low standards - she married me! Oh, lol, Skithouse, hwahwahwa etc...). So it's going to be Take Two. Should be great but - still - have lost a day's rehearsal...

New Eminem has a great verse and bad hook. I tried to show you in the post below but the 'copyright' thing on youtube has made that post redundant.

Aside from that. LIFE RULES. And the start of Batman Begins and Casino Royale are better than The Dark Knight (I think...).

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C*NTZ

Billy Bunks is pretty great, sure, but remember Ludacris?

"Girls are on my nuts like 'where'd Titanic go?!'"

"If your boyfriend thinks your loyal to his ass, then he's a motherf*cken fool!"

Did you even know Arrested Development was this good?

I didn't know, but the actress who played Bateman's potential sister was his actual sister.

I LOVE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SO MUCH.