Suckin' chardies; suckin' 'em down

I bet you're SUPER pumped about mixtape work on Easter Monday! I totally am. Today we had to have our photos taken for work and I actually did one of the those corporate website "here I am just reading this boo... what? Oh! It's you, with a camera, interrupting, I'd better smile at you before I GET BACK TO WORK. *Smile*" photos.

It was surprisingly fun. Almost as fun as - I think - having to manufacture a candid, work-related conversation in order to be photographed "mid-conference". Whatever, though. We have free Easter eggs here (no bullshit).

Sometimes *I* think of good things to cut up for the mixtape

How much are you loving the first 8 bars of this. It'll be total Shimmy Shimmy Ya type shit. Glorious.



Can you believe we are going to change/save rap AGAIN? Fucking finally.

Preview you didn't know you were going to love (the start of)

EMBEDDING DISABLED BUT THIS SURPRISINGLY RULES AT THE START

WHAT!

Can you believe it? I can't.

I can't believe how much longevity Akon's 2009 album Freedom has.

And the clip! (the clip?)

In the market (wo yeah... wo yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh....... wo yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........)

Back from the car place.

Car catastrophic. Needs $2,500.00 worth of repairs. Is prolly worth less than that anyway. Solution:

Goo, you like it when beats drop and sound good (right)?

Listen from about 0:20. 0:30 is the moment. You can stop listening at about 0:45. So I want 25 seconds of your time. Cool?

It's Bliss from Bliss n Eso on the M-Phazes "Good Gracious" compilation.

Driving an unregistered car

My car is unregistered and has been unregistered and uninsured for about the past four weeks (good?). Just getting the registration sorted out now (right on time?) and my boss is like, "driving an unregistered car? You lose your license for six months doing that, don't you?"

Off to the mechanic now. Hoping they won't be sell out narcs (selling out!) and dob me in to the PIGS (RTA).

My Job! So Topical!

Just GAVE A PRESENTATION TO MY COLLEAGUES.

It was about defamation. It compared the shower photographs of Andrew "ET" Ettingshausen to Lara "Lara" Bingle.

Both photographed in the shower. Both needed great lawyers. Feel me?



versus

Now we're promoters.

Can you believe I'm a mad promoter?

Awesome.

Best song evorrrr?

It turned out that....

I played badly (!!!!).

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!!!!!!

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I know, right!?!

!!!!

Nothing to see here...

Goo, this is a warning

I'm about to head off to cricket. Last game of the season. I've decided I am going to play INCREDIBLY WELL.

I'll be all like:



The other team will be all like:



It's going to be great, hey. Are you excited to be blood brothers with a HIGH ACHIEVING CRICKETER?

Awesome.

Happy Birthday Peach

For your information/lulz.

Now, my understanding of filming a video clip is that you use "playback" and record only vision. Then you edit together the (higher quality) audio that you recorded in s studio (place designed for recording sound properly).

Nah?



Check 3:46. Classic editing.

I share a birthday with Thora Birch (?)

Born on the same day; same year.

This blog is a website of substantially higher quality than THORA.ORG though. Sheesh.

I wonder if I'll sit on a swing on my birthday? I wonder if I'll eat some amazing food? Al is taking me to TOMISLAV which I am deeply excited about.

Oh, Fame is still dead, also (or something?).

Bonus Thora Birch fan art:

Memories!

Being radio dudes.

NICK BASSET'S PAGE

Look through the portrait slideshow. Memories! Radio!

Went out for (early) birthday dinner last night

Enjoyed what is called a "Czech Cut" - a dark lager and pale lager poured into the same glass. "How authentic is this/am I?", I thought. But! Wikipedia has burst my bubble of authenticity.

WIKIPEDIA RESULTS FOR "CZECH CUT" SEARCH

I feel so cheated. It was nice, but. And the schnitzel was amazing.

SO PUMPED for our dinner too!

Media Watch

I know it's an excuse for smart people (hi there) to laugh at under-funded media outlets with shitty sub-editors (hi there) but I love Media Watch so much. So much schadenfraude.

MEDIA WATCH

I work in law!

Tonight!

This is going to be so super great.

Tattoos! The coolest!

I know this is not a strong argument against tattoos ("some of them aren't done well"), but I'm glad I don't have a tattoo, man.

"I want Jimmy Eat World on my forearm so I never forget. 'The Middle', guys!!!! Forever!!!!!"

Goo, this is a meme waiting to happen (right?)

Right?!