I'm off to do the Coopers thing now.
Oddly, the noodles at the noodle markets are shithouse.
Who'd've though it possible? Pad thai in a bain-marie for three hours being dry and rubbery? I nearly complained but by that time, the line was huge.
I just hope it rains and we can go home.
It is exactly like hosting a game show.
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I still don't understand what you actually do. Are you all "Here's a fun fact about noodles..." or what?
Nah, nah.
It is EXACTLY like a game show. It's a noodle making competition. I have a microphone. There's an expert noodle maker in the back.
I'm at the front talking about noodles and Coopers and invitng people to have a try at making noodles and the winner gets a free case of beer.
I'm all like, "Panee? Panee! That's a nice name. Now, Panee, are you a noodle eater, a noodle maker?"
"Nah, I'm a noodle virgin*."
"That's alright. That's OK. Now this is Uncle Qing. he's been at it seventeen years and he - what's that Uncle Qing? Ta hen hao? Well, how 'bout that everyone! Uncle Qing just said that Panee was making some very good noodles."
Etc.
Lol.
Yawn.
* = 4 people have said this now. Sigh...
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