I figure I can just binge eat HEAPS of bacon the weak before and FEEL full from all the vomiting (it makes you feel full).
The only problem will be my eyes will have mad heaps of burst capillaries (or whatever it is that happens when they're red from leaning over toilet bowls all the time).
Bacon: tasty. Eating it: pleasurable.
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I know I keep hammering on about this, but the wedding is only A MONTH AWAY - and the shirt (that barely fits you as is) is the largest the shop had.
I figure I can just binge eat HEAPS of bacon the weak before and FEEL full from all the vomiting (it makes you feel full).
The only problem will be my eyes will have mad heaps of burst capillaries (or whatever it is that happens when they're red from leaning over toilet bowls all the time).
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