Wednesday, November 5, 2008

My new favourite new dad/Rovey!/blaaah joke

My boss said this:

"I made a small fortune in horse racing. Of course, I started off with a large fortune!"

Blaaah!

4 comments:

Shag said...

We posted at exactly the same time (it's neck and neck).

Q: Will the outcome of the US election affect me in anyway?

Peach said...

A: Don't know. Doubt it. Fewer songs, though.

Remember Diddy's 2004 'Vote or Die' campaign. So successful.

Neck and (my "large-o, large-ster. Big L, Big Pun, Large Simpson...") neck.

Shag said...

Was the campaign simply to vote? I hate celebrities.

Peach said...

Yep.

Diddy explained it. He's like, "we're not being over dramatic. Literally: VOTE or DIE."

The interviewer's like, "so... if you don't vote, you'll die?"

Diddy's like, "no. Nothing like that.

[aside: LOOOOOOOOOOL]

"The point is politicians decide how we live our lives and if we're not living our lives the way we want - and we choose what we want by casting one vote in a conservative bi-partisan election that will be decided by people in other states than ours - then our lives aren't good.

"If our lives aren't good, we may as well be dead. So you see: VOTE or DIE."